bravodelta9:

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

image

I think we all know where this is going.

image

the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

The number of people that didn’t already know you were going to do that frightens me.


(Source: mrgolightly)

lamelohan:

when the sidebitch tryna speak their mind

(Source: bricesander)

(Source: asucker4ahotman)

(Source: joyxo.com)


feggit:

what’s the point in going then

(Source: kristenwiiggle)

(Source: sassiestnugget)

(Source: nocoffeeplease)

(Source: dearmaverick)

  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food

(Source: lindsaybluth)